News Night hires a new Defense of the Dark Arts instructor, who teaches them how to use sensational stories to lure back lost viewers. Ratings improve their chances to get the Republican debate. Will allows Brian Brenner, Mac's cheat-buddy, to write a profile of News Night. Sloan struggles with body dysmorphia and lack of airtime to report on the impending financial crisis. Neal wants to pose as an internet troll and destroy them from within, because Mac has lots of airtime to spend on this sort of thing and we totally can't see anyone's issues in this storyline. Charlie meets with Late for Dinner and then offers to serve Leona some, cold.
- Feeling: tired